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Send me pick up lines on twitter!

@annabethaweeze


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satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.


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Anonymous asked:
the fact that you never posted a shirtless selfie is the saddest thing of all

Is it really that sad? I’m sorry.


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im-deadpool-god-dammit asked:
I see youre drinking one percent. Is that 'cause you think youre fat? 'cause youre not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

I’ll be in my bed, I expect to see you soon ;)


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watsonthepenguin asked:
I'm glad you like my new hat. Congrats on your two years! :)

Thank you! Less than three!!


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Anonymous asked:
I'm proud of you.

Thank you so much :)


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