are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
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Anonymous asked:
the fact that you never posted a shirtless selfie is the saddest thing of all Is it really that sad? I’m sorry. |
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im-deadpool-god-dammit asked:
I see youre drinking one percent. Is that 'cause you think youre fat? 'cause youre not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. I’ll be in my bed, I expect to see you soon ;) |
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Thank you! Less than three!! |
